You have posted a very nice tribute to your wife. I hope she never reads it as she may be horrified that you mentioned her toys, but otherwise I think it's extremely beautiful how you spoke of her.
I post a lot of my frustrations here because this is generally my only outlet to do so. I say shit here I can't say anywhere else. Well, that's not exactly accurate. I can, and do, say them in therapy. What I mean is that this is a place where, by sharing these thing publicly, I can feel validated by making certain thoughts and feelings real.
I just want to be loved, ok?
Don't mistake my writing as representative of the whole me. Just because I bitch on here doesn't mean all I ever do anywhere is bitch. I am a happy person with lots of moments I count as victories. My days are generally filled with positive experiences and most of my life is how I have long hoped it could be.
In that context I suppose I should point out that along with all the negative things I have shared about Donna, there are a great many things I love about her. Some of these just add to my confusion about her but I would never say that to her lest she stop doing them to punish me.
Donna has a great laugh. When Donna laughs, she uses her whole body. Her body shakes and she inevitably ends up wheezing like an emphysema patient. This makes watching The Simpson's doubly fun. This makes me feel like the funniest man in the world to get a crowd's-worth of laughter from the woman I love when I tell even the lamest of jokes. Also, she laughs every time she farts. Glorious.
Her wedding dress cost $50 and she made it herself. What this means is that I have never, in 13 years of marriage and parenthood, paid for a single Halloween costume or set of drapes. Our furniture is beautifully upholstered and up-to-date thanks to her skilled hands. She can also set tile, cut lumber, drill, hammer, operate air tools, repair sprinkler parts, and change her own oil.
She can drive a manual transmission. Don't underestimate how rad this is. Her mother, on the other hand, has never bothered to learn and once whined that she couldn't drive my car when I offered to loan it to her for a week while her's was in the shop. Lot's of girls think shit like this is just too damn hard. You go, girl.
She looks better without makeup than with. Very few women posses this trait. This is especially useful first thing in the morning and when camping.
She is multiply-orgasmic and owns a wide variety of adult toys. She ALWAYS cums, usually several times. It is a thing of beauty and I am ever-so-chubby even thinking about it. The dildos are a dichotomy on her part but I'll keep my mouth shut.
The point is this. With as many complaints as I may have, I love this woman. Don't start getting the impression that I don't.
Filed under - Donna | MarriageYou have posted a very nice tribute to your wife. I hope she never reads it as she may be horrified that you mentioned her toys, but otherwise I think it's extremely beautiful how you spoke of her.
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I don't think you come across as overly negative. You just have some serious stuff to deal with, and venting here is probably way more productive than venting at home.