Is This So Wrong?

Sally Field is hot. She always has been. Gidget, The Flying Nun (What is it about nuns that is SO hot?), Smokey and the Bandit, the braless Norma Rae, Sybil ("I want to be YOUR little girl!"). Hot, hot, hot. Who cares if she's older than my mother? She's hot.

Now, I find myself once again predictably aroused by her in an ad for an osteoporosis medicine. She keeps talking about how she told her girlfriend how hard it makes your bones. It then cuts to a shot of her eating a piece of fruit with her eyes closed in slow motion.

And then, as if I weren't aroused enough, she says the name of the product, "Boniva". Gawd, could it get any better than this? "Boniva", she says again matronly. This is some great advertising.

As a 32 year old man I'm not exactly the target demographic for osteoporosis medicine. Even still, you bet your brittle hump I'm going to ask my gynecologist about it the first chance I get.