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Barley For All Useful Animals, And For Mild Drinks, As Also Other Grain

Boys, it doesn't get any better than this.
Boys, it doesn't get any better than this.

'Tis the season for Oktoberfest, halloween parties, hot toddies and all manner of opportunities for imbibement (imbibetude?). My current situation doesn't allow for drinking. This is my own choice and it makes the benefits of my life possible. Benefits like... say... keeping my testicles attached to my body. So yeah, I'm generally OK with the arrangement.

I do miss drinking though. I like how it made me feel and I like how I felt about myself when I was drinking. I enjoyed the camaraderie of my fellow drinkers. I loved being on stage with a buzz. I am jealous of those who drink socially.

I long for the day when alcohol is as normal in my life as it is in the lives of others. Hell, I'd like for most things about me and my life to be considered normal. As it is now, I think I'm something of a circus to most people and that's after years of therapy.

The day I really hope for though is the day of Donna's first drink. Not because I feel a woman must drink to be complete and not because she is lacking in positive attributes but because it would signal, in a real and tangible way, that the burden of Mormonism had been lifted from us. That day will not be a destination but rather a starting line.

I would then feel that we could stretch out in the luxurious and roomy comfort of life without prescribed boundaries. Don't read me wrong, I don't long for a life without boundaries. I dream of a place where we could be free to discover, without shame or guilt, those boundaries for ourselves.

Meanwhile, next time you are enjoying a cold one, raise a glass in my honor and say "To Donna and Pete, may they some day know the joy of marital inebriation. A place where even vomit can bring them closer together."

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Say, I didn't notice...
Submitted by Eight Hour Lunch (not verified) on October 16, 2006 - 8:09pm.

was there any writing with this post? ;)

Submitted by Pete on October 17, 2006 - 2:00pm.

Distracted by beer?

cf Young Frankenstein
Submitted by Sideon on October 18, 2006 - 12:25pm.

"...what huge knockers...!"

"Marital Inebriation"
Submitted by Floating in the Milk (not verified) on October 19, 2006 - 12:44pm.

My husband and I got drunk together for the first time on a trip we took to Las Vegas. It really was a ton of fun, something I'd highly recommend.

Submitted by Pete on October 25, 2006 - 12:06pm.

I imagine that would be a good time. I'm afraid imagining is the most I can do at this point... or maybe ever.

Drinking is realy not all that
Submitted by Furf (not verified) on December 5, 2006 - 11:36am.

I for one don't miss drinking at all. I used to drink very heavily and was always getting in trouble. Donna is probably the best thing that ever happened to you in that she got you to stop diluding yourself into thinking that you are better when you drink. What a sad commentary on oneself that truly is. Relish the moments of being with ones spuse and realy being ther. Reqaly being able to feel and be felt. Alcohol is such a subtle twisting effect on ones mind it is easy to say" I like to drink" I remember when I would rationalise doing something to my body that was harmful but then again try a mild barly drink....There is no alcohol at all in a barley drink...

One needs only to toast till golden brown barley and then steep the barly in very hot watter. Wring the barley out and enjoy a barly drink. There is no alcohol in it but it is quite healthy for ones system.

Check it out in passport for survival or in wheat for man.....anyway enjoy life...

Thanks...
Submitted by Pete on December 5, 2006 - 12:51pm.

I appreciate your input.

I do miss drinking. I prefer to enjoy those things which are enjoyable. I made no implication that I am better when I drink. Read what I said, "I like how it made me feel and I like how I felt about myself when I was drinking. I enjoyed the camaraderie of my fellow drinkers. I loved being on stage with a buzz."

If you feel you are better having given up the bottle, good for you. I think it is important for people to do what works for them. As for me, If I'm going to steep barley in hot water, i'm going to go ahead and ferment and carbonate it too.

Here's to you.

I'm with you.
Submitted by Eric (not verified) on April 2, 2007 - 3:10pm.

Marital co-inebriation is pretty fun, frankly. I hope it happens for you.

Inebriation
Submitted by Narconon Vista Bay (not verified) on October 6, 2008 - 11:57am.

I've been in the same spot as you where I miss the days of sipping on a cold lager. Those days pass though, or those moments as I refer to them now and you know you are better off in your life without it than with it. You can still enjoy the social comradeship with your fellow man without an alcoholic beverage. Look in the pool halls, not everyone in there is drinking. You can enjoy a chat with anyone in your local coffee shop or other local hangout. Once the concept of not having to drink to have fun is out of your head the better off you will be. I understand the concept of being barred from alcohol due to something out of your control but the sooner you accept this as your reality the sooner you can move on and enjoy your everyday life. Alcohol does not make life fun, it only makes it appear to be more fun.

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