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Things I learned on my weekend road trip to Phoenix, Arizona:

106 MPH is faster than you should drive regardless of speed limit.

There's something to be said for 70 degrees in January even if you end up spending most of your time at an ice rink.

Phoenix has a surprising number of ice rinks.

Beaver smells like horses.

My mother is afraid of bridges.

Hockey is a smelly, smelly sport.

Hockey players have a disproportionally high number of hot older sisters.

I am bad at lottery scratch cards.

657.9 miles is a hell of a long way to drive. It seems even longer two days later, in the dark.

Chief Yellowhorse <3 ME (and you too, probably).

Advancing stereotypes around the desert southwest.

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horses?

Submitted by Sideon on January 29, 2007 - 5:11pm.

If Beaver smells like horses, then I suppose that wouldn't be too bad...

Try 2000 miles in 6 days sometime.

My Beaver...

Submitted by Sara Sue on January 30, 2007 - 12:16am.

doesn't smell anything like horses...

You?

Submitted by Pete on January 30, 2007 - 10:40am.

You have a pet beaver?

Smelling Beaver?

Submitted by JOOM (not verified) on January 30, 2007 - 8:23am.

What made you want to smell a beaver? Or, is this a euphamism for the nether regions of an AZ female???

Mmm Beaver

Submitted by Pete on January 30, 2007 - 10:39am.

Beaver, Utah

Yes...

Submitted by Sara Sue on January 30, 2007 - 2:25pm.

it gets *pet* regularly!

Submitted by Pete on January 30, 2007 - 2:33pm.

As long as there's no heavy petting, that's fine.

Sara Sue

Submitted by danny on January 30, 2007 - 4:34pm.

I don't want to snatch the wrong assumption and muff up our delicate acquaintance, but you make-a-me crosseyed. The good kind.

Hey Pete...

Submitted by Sara Sue on January 31, 2007 - 7:06am.

Pete, can you set me and Danny up a couple of beers...we'd like to discuss my beaver and his crossed eyes...

If only

Submitted by Pete on January 31, 2007 - 2:26pm.

If I could bring you two young lovers together from opposite sides of the continent with a cold one, I would.