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I Guess Everyone Needs A Penpal

Along with her cell phone, Megan (12, going on dangerous) also has her own domain name, friends-only blog and email address. In an effort to keep her safe, I set the site and email up with the explicit agreement that I would, on occasion, monitor her activity while respecting her privacy as much as possible. A girl's got to be able to bitch about her parents to her friends without fear of reprimand or arranged marriage to a General Authority, afterall.

Occasional monitoring means checking her blog for spammers, sex offenders, Republicans and other such deviants. It also means manually scanning her email from time to time for questionable messages, just to be sure she's not sneaking around selling herself into Bosnian slavery without giving me my commission and stuff like that. Unless there is a questionable title, unrecognized sender/recipient or some other red flag, I don't read the actual content of her correspondence.

I made an exception when I saw the following in her sent items folder.

Subject: your ugly
From: ********@********.***
Date: Fri, February 2, 2007 8:35 pm
To: strongbad@homestarrunner.com

Hi Strongbad. your ugly.

love *****

I love this girl more than I will ever be able to express.

Filed under - |


that is awesome! So much
Submitted by Amber Lee (not verified) on February 12, 2007 - 8:36pm.

that is awesome! So much homestar runner...

Submitted by Pete on February 13, 2007 - 9:31am.

I know. Can you beweave it?

That's priceless
Submitted by SML (not verified) on February 12, 2007 - 9:35pm.

That reply to him was absolutely awesome! Sounds like she has a gift for words too. And getting your point across in a concise manner.

Submitted by Pete on February 13, 2007 - 9:32am.

It is totally fhqwhgads

Super Great, Super Great
Submitted by danny on February 13, 2007 - 12:16am.

Where does she get that wit? I hope Strong Bad answers it.

Submitted by Pete on February 13, 2007 - 9:33am.

Or maybe, Senor Cardgage will answer. HE's the ugly one.

Get Rich Quick
Submitted by FFG (not verified) on February 13, 2007 - 7:27am.

She is charming!

An arranged marriage to an old RICH General Authority that is close to crossing over to the other side doesn't sound so bad. As long as there isn't any consummating... *horrible*.

Submitted by Pete on February 13, 2007 - 9:29am.

How long have they had internet access in hell, Anna Nicole?

Submitted by FFG (not verified) on February 13, 2007 - 2:50pm.

Her ghost has possessed all who were within 80 miles of her body during death...I can't help but think Anna Nicole thoughts. Although, it is hard to imagine her as a GA's wife. hahaha

Submitted by Pete on February 13, 2007 - 2:52pm.

One old man is as good as another. Also, let me introduce you to Brigham Young. There's a rich old guy who would have been thrilled with Ms. Funbags.

the cheat
Submitted by aerin (not verified) on February 13, 2007 - 9:52am.

The cheat, the cheat.

My favorite email answers are the news and the games.

Submitted by Pete on February 13, 2007 - 10:01am.

Toooons!

SO smart!
Submitted by Tiggerlane (not verified) on February 13, 2007 - 10:18am.

GOT to have those passwords and monitor those accounts! My daughter balked at first, but it's imperative - you will be amazed at what some of these kids talk about.

If I had to hear, "Everybody! Everybody!" one more freakin' time, I think I would have stabbed my eardrums with an ice pick.

Submitted by Pete on February 13, 2007 - 11:22am.

Reading your kids' email is FULL BARS!

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