lol

With a wanger that big, you could possible qualify for special parking! Instead of a wheel chair mirror hanger, yours could have a man with three legs!
And your DW still turns you down, her loss!! LOL!! :)

I could have sworn I heard something like this, somewhere before. That, or I could have read this in the future. Or would that be in the past? In the past, I read into the future. Yeah, that's it.

Little Pete and Donna were outside one day and saw the word PENIS on the wall. Donna said to Pete what's a penis, Pete said I don't know but I'll go ask my dad he knows everything. So Pete asks his dad, dad what's a penis? Son Pete's dad says not only will I tell you what a penis is I'll show you. So Pete's dad pulls down his pants and said son this is a penis in fact it's a perfect penis! So Pete goes back outside and Donna asks him what he found out. Pete pulls down his pants and says to Donna this is a penis and if it was three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!