Thank Beer It's Friday

It's possible, just possible, that I had more to drink at lunch than I should have.

When I started my job here, however long ago it was I started here (too tipsy to figure it out), I replace two employees. One of the guys came back and manages another department for us. The other one moved to Switzerland to be some kind of gigolo or something. Or maybe he was running from the law. Something like that. Am I rambling yet? I feel like I'm rambling. Also, I think I may be typing loudly.

Having worked as a contractor for the company for a while before my full-time gig, I had spent some time with these guys and had gotten to like them pretty well. Switzerland guy has been in town on a visit for a couple weeks and did some contract work for us while he's been here. Tomorrow he leaves for Europe again.

Today, the three of us went for lunch (read beer). After bringing the pitcher for the table, as we ordered, the waitress checked ID. God bless her silly pigtails.

A brief tangent... The waitress was hot, we all agreed. A great body with large, firm tits, and a killer kaboose. Plus the braided pigtails. But then her face. Hmm. At one point it was decided that we would need her to lift her shirt up over her head to cover her face. Then she would be hot.

Mr. Switzerland and I each showed our ID. Other guy didn't have his. Ms. Pigtails set down the pitcher and two glasses.

Do the math. 1P / 2G = 2(drunk 2 work).

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*hic*

Submitted by danny on February 2, 2007 - 3:57pm.

Your veins will thank you? Enjoy! Don't pass out on your keyboard...You might blog:

vbnjkmklghkm

Cheers!

kjhhdsfgvnbkdfg

Submitted by Pete on February 2, 2007 - 5:07pm.

I think that made perfect sense. What I want to know is who moved all the keys on my keyboard .003" to the left?

Now that...

Submitted by Sara Sue on February 2, 2007 - 5:21pm.

That's my kinda Friday lunch! God Bless Beer!

too drunk to type

Submitted by JOOM (not verified) on February 2, 2007 - 10:44pm.

Don't worry you will become quite proficient at blogging while drinking...just look at my comment! It only took me 20 minutes to post this!! :)
As far as the big bazoongaz, I used to be a D but my wonderful experience through motherhood (aka: BREASTFEEDING) has left me with a sad B!! In France that would be enough to fill a champagne glass...in America, not pron-a-rific!! CHEERS!

Pron-a-rific Was just fine

Submitted by danny on February 3, 2007 - 4:51pm.

Ok I am spinning with images of adorable french breasts filling wine glasses. Je dois visiter! Ahhh Wine glass boobs...all my joys merged into one. Pron-a-rific indeed.