Ladies, for your convenience, I have put together this handy chart. The index is useful whether deciding what to wear to aerobics or for a weekend bike ride. Conceivably it could be applied to other fashions as well (ie, bikinis, miniskirts, knit leggings, etc) but has been specifically tuned for spandex use.
I think spandex is just scary, regardless of who is wearing it. My husband is 6'1" and wears the spandex pants for running. I think he looks stupid, even though he has a hot body. I guess the need to shave precious seconds off his running time out weighs the looking stupid factor. ;)
And why is it alright for women to walk around with camel toe? Ewwww!
Please don't tell me you like it...
...those are plums in there? Are you sure, because I was under the impression yams are kept there? That's why "they" are referred to as "Yam Sacks".
It's nice to know that I fall into the "Spandex Safe Zone."
Now when I feel the need to bitchslap a Solid Gold Dancer and confiscate her wardrobe I will have justification.
Well, I'm in the green zone. It was a lot harder on us short chicks!
Then again, should there be another chart, that factors in AGE?
Somehow, I think my age,(regardless of my beauty), might eliminate spandex from my wardrobe - by default.
yay for me. but i think your chart is, er, rather generous.
it is possible that i am way too self conscious or judgmental. i won't deny it.
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What would we have to laugh about at the gym, mall, walmart, etc.?