I do the same thing with my blog, only my collection of people's search terms has nothing on yours. Sigh... 'Flaming phallus'?! (she hangs head in defeat).

Didn't you know? One freak always attracts another... :)

Dang, that one is good... it must be from the kosher diet Dr. Pepper we were chatting about the other day... You do like to say "vagina" a lot too.
LMAO

I have a recipe site, and it gets some very odd search requests. Most notably, I get a lot of requests for 'hot grannies'.

What's amusing about search terms is not that the site gets found - that just happens. But the search request won't make it into your logfile unless the person running the search actually clicks your page.

Who clicks something called 'Tina Marie's Recipes' looking for senior citizen p0rn?

Urim and Thumbinass

uh, i must have missed a post as i don't remember reading that on your site.

i wish my blog was half as cool as yours. i am insanely jealous.

Are there times when you wish you didn't have a site meter...then you wouldn't know how truly sick we are!

P.S. My search string = horny exmo, you were #1! :p

I just found you when I searched:

beer is killing my marriage

temple garments are killing my sex drive

sexy mormon underwear

fuck mormon garments

mormon garments turn me off

See how easy you are Pete? And you wonder how we tracked you down...

Oh my goodness, this is so funny.

I remember a couple years ago I would get the dirtiest searches referred to my page. I wish I could remember them.

But now that part of my statcounter doesn't work anymore. Can't figure out why.

...And this is even weirder cuz the bot code on this is XEXSEX.

Your blog is dirrrty.

I keep getting stuff like people in Turkey looking for sexy pictures from Germany, people from United Arab Emirates looking for sexy women in Turkey, and people in Nebraska looking for sexy women in Nebraska. (No joke, those are three of the queries I got today...)

But what do I have to write to get searches for "men wearing maxi pads"? LOL!!! that's hilarous!!!

I guess now you really know what your audience likes. :)

I was thinking my audience was freaky by constantly searching for "Masturbating Looney Tunes Porn", but your list makes me feel better.

I only get hits from "the importance of being earnest."

That's what I get for majoring in English.

hi.I am adnan.live izmir Turkey.I graduated Near East university Faculty of Administrative and conomic Science.Department of İnternational relations.I am 32 years old.I knew 13 languages and I am swear interpreter.I am expert about computer too.I can searching very professional.I can representative any firm too.Espeially job position not important for me.Firstly I can working in any garden too.Especially in turkey influence is very important.Education it doesnt matter.Forexample last week.I am seller any thing for my family in Buca in İzmir.Suddenly municipal policy were to arrest me and take my goods.I was tell them if you take my goods my children will be hungry all night.they were tell me it doesnt my problem.I was cry tell them.Please dont marcy me.Think my child.They are very small.I have got two childen.My deughter is 6 years old and son is 5 years old.My deughter study in nursery school.Some times we can not pay instal of school.I dont want live in Turkey.I want to live in Norwey.Turkish government dont give important for educated peoples.We are hungry here.Family hungry here.İf any firm help me and for live in Norwey I will be very happy.Job is doest matter for me.I can making all thing job.I am originally willager.My education languages is english.I hope any norwey firm help me.Especially for my childrn help me.İf ı can find any job my deughter can not study.This is my ressume
Name and surname:Adnan Altindal
Adress: 803. sok.No:13 Konak-İzmir 05349493038
altindaal@hotmail.com
EDUCATİON
Near East University
Faculty of Administrative and Economic Science
Department of İntenational Relations.Nikosia/Cyprus 1999
Near East University
Teaching Certificate Nicosia/cyprus 1999
Tevfik İleri high School Ankara 1994
DATE OF BİRTH :10/0901975
DATE OF PLACE:SİVEREK/ŞANLIURFA
MİLİTARY SERVİCE:Completed.279.Short time.Engineer Sergant.2001
MARİTAL STATUS:Married
DERİVER CERTİFİCATE:B
WORK EXPERİANCE
2006-Present:Shopping Manager and Interpreter-Antalya and İzmir
2005-:Jewellery Shop Assistant.Mirada Del Mar -Kemer/Antalya
2004 :Jewellery Shop Assistant.Ceylan İntercontinental Hotel-Kemer/Antalya
2003 :English Teacher CD Language Course Antalya
Dengeli Language Course Antalya
Public Education Center Antalya
2002 :Web Designer and Reporter of Web site Antalya
PROFESSİONAL TRAİNİNG
1998 :Front Office Medesan Hotel Bodrum/Antalya
LANGUAGE SKİLLS
Turkish : Mother Tangue
English,German,French,Russian,Arabic,Farsi :Good
İtalian,Holland, Chinese,japanese,Danish,Ukrainian :İntermediate
Spanish,Bosnian,Portuguese,Greece,Bulgarian,Serbian,Slovenian,Albanian :Basic
COMPUTER SKİLLS
(a)General Packet Programmes :Microsoft word,Microsoft Excel,Powerpoint
(b)Professional Packet Programmes:Dreamweaver,Photoshop,Fireworks,Freehand,Flash,Octopet,Cam,Frontpace
(c)Accountacy Packet Programmes:LKS,ETA
Web Designer
PROFESSİONAL CAPABİLİTİES
*Teaching Capability.
*Research capability from search engines.
*Submit sites to search engines.
*To report a web site.
*Besic tecnical services about P.C.
*To take three dimension photo
*Capability to comment new international developments.
*Historical informations
REFERENCES
Cuma Kılıç :Generel Secretary of Mediterranean Young Businessmen Association:0242 243 17 91
Beytullah Aktaş:Generel Secretary of İndependent Businessmen Association:0242 244 06 38/39
Baran Divanli Director Varlık Finans:Antalya 0242 242 50 26

I found your page by searching for "words that rhyme with freak"

lol

nice random site dude

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