This weekend I was obligated... err... pleased as punch to attend Megan's Jr. High School production of "Fiddler on the Roof". I was fully prepared with an arsenic pill I kept clenched between my molars, ready to break...

Today's post is post number 193. This is in no way significant in any way at all. It is however just as significant as any number of things a lot of people choose to celebrate as abnormal, miraculous or supernatural. Like...

I was asked recently what it was like to grow up Mormon. What was it like? What does that even mean? It was like growing up, duh. How would I even know if it was different from the way someone else grew up. We accept the...

I'm back at work today after an extended weekend camping trip with my old friend Danny.

The mens' restroom in my building is divided, cleverly enough, with urinals in front, bowls and stalls in the rear. A subconscious tribute to "milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made", I'm sure.

Today...

I found out why the theater hadn't yet called. It's not that they didn't want me to do the show I was being considered for. It's that the want me to do the next four shows.

One would be the situation I already told...

I don't need random freaks stalking my children, it's bad enough the Primary President drops by from time-to-time. To keep the creeps at bay, I don't post pictures of my children. I think I may have found a loophole...

"I was talking with a couple of my friends the other day about you making beer."

"Oh yeah?"

"They asked if you 'get drunk and stuff'. I couldn't help but laugh. You hardly drink at all and when you do, it's...

From outside the stall I heard the clickity-clack of a cell phone being dialed and a voice approaching the stall next to mine.

"Hello... is Nichole there?"

There was a short wait as the caller entered the...

"Mom, Dad, I just started my period," Megan said as casually as if she were announcing the completion of a piece of toast. She was seemingly unaware of the fact that the sun was not yet up and our eyes were not yet...

I could hear sniffling from the hallway outside our bedroom door as Donna and I argued. I opened the door and the light poured in revealing the silhouette of our ten year-old daughter, Cindy. She was crying and clutching...

Listening to the 80's station today caused me to wonder...

If you girlfriend were in a coma, how long would you feel obligated to remain faithful? What factors would influence your decision? What if you decided to...

According to Mormonism and it seems, God, I Hope I (Don't) Get It

Not a word from the theater today. They never write. They never call... Perhaps they don't need me after all. It's just as well though. I'm not completely sure I really want to jump back into the game like this...

How do I start telling this story? From the beginning, I suppose. No wait, from the end. Err... the middle?

Oh hell, just try to follow along...

This morning, just as I got to my desk at work, my cell phone...

I read the other day that adding just one twelve-ounce beer to your daily diet with no other changes to caloric intake or exercise will net an extra fifteen pounds of weight gain per year.

I guess I'm going to have...

Concerned in Suckramento asks, "How did you make it through General...