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And So It Begins

"Mom, Dad, I just started my period," Megan said as casually as if she were announcing the completion of a piece of toast. She was seemingly unaware of the fact that the sun was not yet up and our eyes were not yet open.

"You what?" Donna said groggily.

"My period, it came this morning. I thought you'd like to know."

As quickly as she had arrived, she left.

"This," I thought silently, "is the beginning of the end."

Confirming my fears Donna informed me, "I guess we're on the same cycle. Mine started today too."

This should be fun. Fun like a feces and sebum sandwich.

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Thank you GOD for small
Submitted by Kerstin (not verified) on April 12, 2007 - 1:10pm.

Thank you GOD for small favors.

My sympathies...

Submitted by Pete on April 12, 2007 - 2:59pm.

Favors?

Submitted by Pete on April 12, 2007 - 3:00pm.

God?

lol...I meant in my favor.
Submitted by Kerstin (not verified) on April 12, 2007 - 3:02pm.

lol...I meant in my favor. And when I say God, well, it's just habit.

PMS
Submitted by Steve-O (not verified) on April 12, 2007 - 5:19pm.

This might come in handy: http://pmsbuddy.com/

Oh yeah...
Submitted by Tiggerlane (not verified) on April 13, 2007 - 10:59am.

Had this happen when the kid turned ELEVEN. Threw my cycle off, too.

Please tell me you have more than one bathroom in your house. (I don't at the moment, and it is sheer HELL during those five days a month - I truly think my husband resorts to outdoor peeing.)

Submitted by Pete on April 13, 2007 - 11:07am.

I have 5 bathrooms and 2 water heaters. I thought ahead. There are 6 women in the house.

Men have their own cycles -
Submitted by Sideon on April 13, 2007 - 11:57am.

Men have their own cycles - twice a month. The asshole to Neanderthal spectrum, though it's really hard to pin down exactly where the cycle begins or ends. Doesn't seem to affect hormones, which are a constant.

Good luck with the household of cycles.

Lucky duck. Three
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on April 13, 2007 - 11:33pm.

Lucky duck. Three daughters, one bathroom, and something like a 3.5 gallon water heater. My poor, poor husband.

Fun for you. NOT.
Submitted by Loralee on April 14, 2007 - 12:04am.

Oh, hell!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't imagine. I am freaking out that my son went to his first maturation class and I am only just beginning to steel myself for furious sheet changing in the next year or so.

UG.

PMS website - good idea
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on April 15, 2007 - 8:50pm.

Good lord... thanks for the link. the www.pmsbuddy.com site is incredible. now i get emails when my wife is about to have pms - ha!

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