Oh, Holy PN-C1

Today's post is post number 193. This is in no way significant in any way at all. It is however just as significant as any number of things a lot of people choose to celebrate as abnormal, miraculous or supernatural. Like Passover, Easter, Christmas, baptisms, blessings, Thursday night TV and the like.

So... I hereby submit that there is a special historical significance to Post Number 193, henceforth and forever known as PN-C1. PN-C1 reminds us of the fleeting nature of life and love and renews our commitments made at logging-on. Namely, that I, Pete love you and want you to buy my t-shirts and stuff because they will bring you (and most importantly, me) joy and happiness (and money).

Rejoice, Fiddlyonians! Rejoice and Happy Holy PN-C1! Enjoy it while you can because there will never be another PN-C1. It is once-in-a-lifetime and once it's gone, like your virginity, you'll never get it back.

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not true!

Submitted by Sideon on April 27, 2007 - 4:40pm.

I think the virginity threshold is 3 weeks (give or take a day): no sex that long, and you're a virgin again.

Sid...

Submitted by Pete on April 30, 2007 - 12:05pm.

Your behymen won't grow back.. sorry.

Oh Sid, really? That's great

Submitted by Caryn (not verified) on April 27, 2007 - 7:27pm.

Oh Sid, really? That's great news!
Petey, Congrats on PN-C1 & a Happy Un-Birthday to you.
Now about those T's... Can I get just a plain ol' "Fuck Utah" or can I only "Fuck Provo"?
I've seen some hot guys in SLC too.
~Caryn

Fcuk shirts...

Submitted by Pete on April 30, 2007 - 12:05pm.

That's negotiable.

Are you sure...?

Submitted by Liz (not verified) on April 29, 2007 - 11:14pm.

I could be wrong, but since I'm a Virgo (ho-hum; but I have 4 fire signs as well!) won't I always be a virgin? And if what Sideon says is true I'm a virgin for sure!
Tight, huh...?

Virgo...

Submitted by Pete on April 30, 2007 - 12:06pm.

Not sure what all that voodoo mumbo jumbo is all about but I like tight.

How Virgin Can you Get?

Submitted by danny on April 30, 2007 - 9:11am.

Is there some level of deprivation where you return to something else even more than virginity? I mean...monks probably get more action.

I think of U2 one...sine I joined the one campaign last week. Where he is a man singing to a woman saying "You act like you never had love...and you won't have to do without!"

I submit there is a holiness or purity of some kind granted to those who have know the wonders of love and now must survive without them...in constant awareness of what they are missing.

Not that this post is autobiographical or anything. Stop looking at me like that.

No...

Submitted by Pete on April 30, 2007 - 12:06pm.

No.