"Is there any way that when the site comes up... music plays?"

All I could think to say was, "Is there any way for me to talk you out of that?"

Sure, how about this MIDI file of Greensleeves as...

Photography has become the hobby of my latest affection. As such, I have thrown all my not-as-disposable-as-I'd-like-it-to-be income at it. Not too long ago I got the bug up my ass to make the jump from my high-end...

There's no doubt in my mind that the anxiety Donna feels about me is justified. I've given her plenty of reasons to mistrust me and put her guard up. Having her mistrust and anger aimed squarely at my nuts has certainly...

I hope most of you deduced that Friday was our wedding anniversary.

A week or so ago, I asked Donna if she wanted me to try to score some free tickets to a show at the theater where I used to perform. The same...

I am not beautiful enough to do anything I want.
She is.
The more I beg, the less I get.
Shouting rarely works.
When she's on a diet, I'm on a diet.
Girls fart too.
It's better if I...

Eleven year-old Cindy makes one hell of a sandwich. It's her own personal concoction. Wheat bread, turkey, pickles, an ample helping of cheese, mustard, sliced

Pink is so not her favorite color.

Brigham Young said, "Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives, and continue to do so, I promise that you will be damned." Also, "The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into...

I'm in a strange and nostalgic mood today. It's as if I had something and it's been taken away. Like the feeling you get after a breakup or being layed-off. Like when you pour the cereal into the bowl and open the fridge...

If I could put together a stream of continuous thought today, I would post it here. Alas, I'm on little sleep and not enough caffeine. The world is in a haze around me and I wish everyone would keep their voices...

Daughter number three, Marie, is turning eight any day now. Oddly, there's been no talk around our house about the possibility of her baptism. I would object, that's public knowledge, and I'm sure that's why the subject...

Should it be of any concern at all to me that the LDS church actually makes their own fruit drink? My mother just had a box-load delivered to our house. Do you think it'll be enough?

Just when I thought I might run out of things to blog about, Jesus came along and put a stack of blog-fodder under my windshield wiper.

Not one, not two, but three World Newsletters from

It's raining today. That's good because it means I get to wear my Champion...

I'm sorry if yesterday's picture of Beth's mangled face left any of you feeling queazy. It did...

This is what it looks like when the PVC pipe a five-year-old is playing light sabers with meets the ground at the bottom of the slide just before the child does.

Wednesday afternoon I got a text message from Donna.

"Should I just play stupid about the site? Because everytime I read it I get sad and mad."

She later called and told me she didn't...