"Do you really need to take your water purifier with you?"
"I'll have you know, if I don't drink enough water on my trip, I might die."
"I'm more worried that you'll die from no sex for ten days."
"You're right. That's a real risk in the Grand Canyon."
"Just don't go gay... you know, like in prison."
"Right, because I hear a lot of guys doing ten days for driving without a license end up taking a prison wife... just in case."
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