I woke this morning at 5:15 eastern time. 5:15 feels like 3:15 when you've been living the mountain time zone since you were eight. Like me.

The early hour made for restless travel from New York earlier today and I...

I'm in Connecticut today. I came here at the behest of a client. The client feels that one of the other vendors on the project needs a bit of babysitting. How it's come to be my job to babysit her vendor I don't know. But...

I read a news report about how an ark-load of animals had been rescued from wildfires burning in and around San Diego this week. The Del Mar Fairgrounds are temporary home to about 2500 horses, goats, zebras, and llamas....

"I decided earlier that I was never going to fart in front of you any more."

"Oh yeah?"

"But I changed my mind just now while you were going to the bathroom."

"That seems fair."

"More than fair,...

When I was younger I remember learning about faith at church. One teacher presented a challenge for the class. "How do you know New York City is real if you've never seen it?"

I'm here to tell you, I've seen New...

Donna has had a pretty rough week, in a grumpier-that-the-people-around-her-care-to-talk-about kind of way. For some reason or another she seems to have been not quite herself. She's been barking at the kids and refusing...

Apple announced today that it would be opening the iPhone to...

There are about eleventy-two copies of this email in my outbox.

Please consider me for your [fill in name of exciting-sounding job here] position. I believe I would an excellent fit for...

Every morning at 5:45 the alarm sounds. Oh, not my alarm. What do you think I am? Sick in the head? No, I'm talking about Megan. Somehow I have spawned a morning person. A perky, bouncy, petite morning person. I'm...

A bleary-eyed Donna stumbled into the kitchen and with a quizzical look declared, "My mouth just went totally numb. Like I've been at the dentist."

Donna's fruit allergies often cause this symptom and usually a...

I receive about forty-twelve emails a day. Most of which are nothing of note. Oh sure, from time-to-time I get the very exciting invitation to a project kick-off in the ever-so-glamorous first floor conference room. Not to...

Around our house, LDS General Conference has become and excuse for Donna to hole up in her craft room and scrapbook with a friend. For them, the weekend is meant to be free of spouses and children. An orgy of die-cuts and...

Yesterday, as I climbed into my car, I fumbled with my backpack, my keys and my iPhone all while trying to keep my headphones in my ears and keep the door open with my foot.

Long story short, I went all

As you know I am a big fan of garage sales and if they are a free-for-all all the better. Getting up at seven o'clock in the morning on a Saturday is common place. But this particular Saturday morning I was planning on...

"I think you should do more shows at the theater."

"Oh? Why's that?"

"So I can get a boob job."

"OK. But if I'm buying you new, expensive tits then you have to show them off. I mean, if I'm going to...

I'm not getting all giddy or anything yet. In fact it's probably way too early to even be talking about it. But I may or may not be applying for a job I'm pretty excited about in New York City.

I'll know more...