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Tit For Tat

"I think you should do more shows at the theater."

"Oh? Why's that?"

"So I can get a boob job."

"OK. But if I'm buying you new, expensive tits then you have to show them off. I mean, if I'm going to restore an old car I'm not going to leave it in the garage where no one can see it."

"OK. So I can get a boob job?"

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hahahaha!
Submitted by Megan (not verified) on October 2, 2007 - 7:48pm.

no comment really...that just made me laugh. really hard.

Reclaiming your bosom
Submitted by Loralee on October 2, 2007 - 8:43pm.

Best thing I ever did.
I highly recommend it.

Hmmmm...
Submitted by Kate (not verified) on October 2, 2007 - 9:10pm.

Is this a real conversation or just one in your head?

Submitted by Pete on October 2, 2007 - 9:23pm.

For realsies.

Say yes
Submitted by Wrench (not verified) on October 2, 2007 - 10:25pm.

Pete, say yes so I can use it against my husband when I ask to grow my own melons.

Similar conversation...
Submitted by Korihor on October 3, 2007 - 8:15am.

Here's a similar conversation with my spouse.

"When I lose the weight I want to lose, I plan to get a tummy tuck."

"OK, honey, that sounds fine."

"...and when YOU lose the weight YOU want to lose, I could get a boob job!"

"Huh, what? Did you just say what I think you said?"

how cool!
Submitted by MikeP on October 3, 2007 - 8:41am.

Everyoby wins!

OH YES.....
Submitted by Shelley (not verified) on October 3, 2007 - 10:23am.

GO DONNA!!!!!! And Pete, the best part is, you have to massage them several times a day to keep the scar tissue from hardening. Sounds like a win-win situation to me!

Submitted by Pete on October 3, 2007 - 10:38am.

She'll have to do extensive market research to decide what she likes. It's always a good idea to squeeze the melons before you buy the ones you want.

Submitted by Steve-O (not verified) on October 3, 2007 - 11:04am.

My GF has told me that most jobs have to be redone every couple of years. It's not a one time operation. Read the fine print.

Take a picture it will last longer!
Submitted by Donna on October 3, 2007 - 1:29pm.

I so want fake boobs! I don't why. I have a couple of friends that totally love their boobies. But like Pete said I need to do some study and research. I am pretty sure he wouldn't mind taking pictures of my hands-on research. :)

Comes Naturally
Submitted by FFG (not verified) on October 3, 2007 - 2:19pm.

Showing off fake boobs comes naturally, so some of my friends say...

nice tie in
Submitted by witchypoo (not verified) on October 3, 2007 - 3:34pm.

Loved the fact that you featured an image of melons in your sidebar.
I was expecting you to tell Donna that fake boobs were not meant to touch temple garments.

They look good, but...
Submitted by Lillian (not verified) on October 3, 2007 - 3:58pm.

... after reading many medical records of women who went back for fixes and removals and strange illnesses, I'm sorry to give it a thumbs down. My man has to be happy with what I have, and so do I. YMMV

(Look! I delurked!)

Wow...lift or new?
Submitted by Tiggerlane (not verified) on October 5, 2007 - 12:12pm.

As a sassy D-cup, I've NEVER had this issue - but if you are an A-cup, or a tiny-B, then let me suggest a C is good. D is tough to keep perky (I have been able to maintain for years by choosing the more expensive, sexy bras)...

However, maybe just a lift is in order? I have several friends who think they need new ones...but they really just need the sag taken out of theirs b/c of having several kids...

This comment is really to DONNA - not you, Pete.

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