Best thing I ever did.
I highly recommend it.
"I think you should do more shows at the theater."
"Oh? Why's that?"
"So I can get a boob job."
"OK. But if I'm buying you new, expensive tits then you have to show them off. I mean, if I'm going to restore an old car I'm not going to leave it in the garage where no one can see it."
"OK. So I can get a boob job?"
Filed under - Donna | Entertainment | Health and Medicine | SexHere's a similar conversation with my spouse.
"When I lose the weight I want to lose, I plan to get a tummy tuck."
"OK, honey, that sounds fine."
"...and when YOU lose the weight YOU want to lose, I could get a boob job!"
"Huh, what? Did you just say what I think you said?"
GO DONNA!!!!!! And Pete, the best part is, you have to massage them several times a day to keep the scar tissue from hardening. Sounds like a win-win situation to me!
My GF has told me that most jobs have to be redone every couple of years. It's not a one time operation. Read the fine print.
I so want fake boobs! I don't why. I have a couple of friends that totally love their boobies. But like Pete said I need to do some study and research. I am pretty sure he wouldn't mind taking pictures of my hands-on research. :)
Loved the fact that you featured an image of melons in your sidebar.
I was expecting you to tell Donna that fake boobs were not meant to touch temple garments.
... after reading many medical records of women who went back for fixes and removals and strange illnesses, I'm sorry to give it a thumbs down. My man has to be happy with what I have, and so do I. YMMV
(Look! I delurked!)
As a sassy D-cup, I've NEVER had this issue - but if you are an A-cup, or a tiny-B, then let me suggest a C is good. D is tough to keep perky (I have been able to maintain for years by choosing the more expensive, sexy bras)...
However, maybe just a lift is in order? I have several friends who think they need new ones...but they really just need the sag taken out of theirs b/c of having several kids...
This comment is really to DONNA - not you, Pete.
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no comment really...that just made me laugh. really hard.