Unless He Follows Fidel Castro Into Retirement

"Oh, you should TOTALLY run against Chris Buttars in November."

"That's a race I might be able to win... but only because he's the only candidate that couldn't afford to pick a character fight."

"Wait. Would you run as a Democrat?"

"Well, I sure as hell wouldn't run as a Republican."

"OK, but just know I'm not getting dragged into another political party. I'm voting as unaffiliated this year."

"Oh. If I won I could drive as fast as I want forty-five days a year. More if I hold up the vote on education funding and the Governor has to call a special session."

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I lost my job yesterday

Submitted by david black (not verified) on February 21, 2008 - 5:01pm.

I lost my job yesterday because my superivsor heard me giving my name to a customer.

I made it all through life without a problem but now i will probably lose my home because of your politically correct complaining. Yeah, you really care about the working man.

Thanks a lot,

David Lynch Black
Moab

Umm...

Submitted by Pete on February 21, 2008 - 6:04pm.

What the hell are you talking about?

LOST

Submitted by Susan (not verified) on February 22, 2008 - 9:44pm.

I suddenly feel the same way I do at the end of each episode of Lost...what the hell??