The big performance was tonight. I'm exhausted from spending the evening toe shoes and leg warmers. Also, the after party went on and on into the night.

OK, fine. It was one five-minute dance followed by ice cream...

This video sums it all up. There's not a finer example of the Utah accent anywhere on the web. You also get to see, in its natural habitat, an honest-to-blog Utah swear word.

The girl in the video even says at the...

The love for my children is infinite. It knows no bounds.

I know. Vomit.

I've never found the limits of my love for them... but I can see the edge from here.

Several of the last Saturday mornings have...

This reminds me of my week on the river. I'm sure wherever he is,

Remember in the 1980's when everything was "gag me with a spoon" and "gag me with a chainsaw" and "gag me with speculum". Or how about the 1990's when we were all oh-so-funny with our clever following of everything you say...

It's Friday night before a three-day holiday weekend. I plan on sneaking some booze into the new Indiana Jones tonight then drunkenly groping Donna as we leave the theater.

What are you drinking this weekend?...

"The three greatest words spoken. Bush stimulus package."

"Without a guy named

Like everyone else, I have an aneurysm in the part of my brain that keeps track of my checking account balance every time I fill my gas tank. If the reports are true, a gallon of gasoline will soon cost us upwards of four...

As I closed the bathroom door and turned out the last light in the house, I couldn't help but remind myself that I don't believe in the supernatural.

"The girl said you have to close your eyes, say 'Bloody Mary'...

I put off taking anti-depressants for years. I was ashamed to admit I needed them. I was afraid of going to the doctor. I was afraid I would become someone else. I was afraid of losing my sex drive.

Now that I've...

So after all that trouble to have a contest and sort through the entries and counting the votes. The winner is...

Donna

The voting was very close. Within one vote, actually. But we checked...

Alrighty, folks here are your final five.

1) Dawn Dunn

Sarah throws her weight behind...

I was a last-minute guest on the Couchcast again yesterday. I think this broadcast went a lot better than the last time. Thanks to Robert...

There's a new fast food place opening near our house. It's nothing special, just a chain burger place. But something about this place has caught the girls' fancy. They are transfixed and completely caught up in the...

When I started blogging on Fiddley Gomme, I was writing about all kinds of things I figured would piss my wife off. So I wanted to make sure she didn't...

Being brought up Mormon left me naive about important things like the difference between an americano and a latte. Or proper beer bong technique. But my upbringing on the fringes of American religion did teach me some...

Kelly over there to the Mocha Momma blog
tagged me with a meme.

Normally,...

Try as I might I couldn't get Dave Fletcher to admit to randomly deleting Chris Buttars' email. Though, towards the end of the interview, after finally lulling him with my witty repartee, he did admit to once having been a...

Every morning I get an email from Google with a daily agenda from my online personal calendar.

From: Google Calendar
Subject: You have no events scheduled today.

This...

So, this morning was awesome. I was a dad-machine. The little girls were out of bed, dressed, fed and sent towards the bus stop, completed homework in hand... err... backpack.

I was out the door on time. ON. TIME....