I think it makes me look like a homeless former professional skateboarder. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Oh, this is just tasty. Notice my eyebrow beards too?
It has recently come to my attention that some visitors to this site might have reason to question my gender. Maybe it's the pink mastheads. Or all the ads for purses and swimsuits. It got me thinking. You know how some gay men who are trying to hide their sexuality go out and get themselves a beard?
I'm thinking that I can do the same thing. Except an actual beard. I'm going to grow a Commander Riker so everyone knows, once and for all, just how manly I really am.
Here's the progress so far.
Weak. That's something like four days.
Here's the original Commander Riker.
Pretty sweet. He was way smooth with the ladies. At least Deanna Troi thought so. And that chic was an Aussie porn star. OK, so she wasn't actually a porn star. But she had the acting skills for it.
I imagine this little beard experiment will go about as well as last time. Remember that?
In other words, I'm going to shave it as soon as I buy new razors and shaving cream.
Filed under - Misc | PhotosI just found your blog today and, I admit, I thought you were a woman at first but then I dug a little further into the posts and realized, OMG, this is a MAN.
I'm not sure why I assumed you were a woman - it may have been the pink T shirt in your above the fold ad. Or the fact that you were lamenting not being asked to guest post for Heather Armstrong. Or the pictures of food in your iBlog. Or the picture of the onion flower.
Wow. Are YOU sure you're a guy?
Heh.
Love the blog...
Hey, I think you'll make a great mommy blogger. And you'd definitely win the "Mommy Blogger With the Most Facial Hair" contest at all the conferences. Your kids will be so proud!!!
First of all, THANK you Tina! :D
And Pete, that is a very cute picture! :)
I really like the look..hubby is doing the same thing right now. (womb broom)
Deanna Troi was very hot..but I had issue w/ Riker. He wasn't as smooth and cool as he thought he was. Cpt Picard was SO much hotter. Riker wore lifts in his shoes too, did you know that.?.
I never once questioned your masculinity. As a matter of fact, your posts about magic underwear were some of the first I read, so there was no question...
Hmmmmm!
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