No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem

You know how it would be really cool to have a time machine? Like, you could totally go back before you had kids and hang around the house in your underwear and drink beer or, you know, go to the demolition derby or a bar on a Sunday. Back before your mom lived in your basement. Back before your wife stopped wearing panties in exchange for full-time cotton long-johns.

Guess what? Someone invented that machine and this past weekend, Donna and I went back in time. It was like a magic spell had been cast on as I watched my mom's car disappear around the corner with with the kids crammed into the back seat like lobster in a cage. One of those magic spells that lasts one whole week.

Before the garage door even closed behind them I had my pants off. I NEVER get to spend time without my pants on. What with the house full of girls and my mom. I'm a boxers man and sometimes there's, you know, gapping. But this week, it just doesn't matter. So... in this house, this week, no pants. It's a rule, in fact.

Oh, I'll miss them in a couple days but until then. Don't call, I'm busy not listening to anyone go on about how much they saved on sour cream at Sam's Club. WITHOUT PANTS.

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ONE WHOLE WEEK?!?!

Submitted by Karen (not verified) on July 1, 2008 - 8:01am.

I wouldn't know what to do with myself. You're a lucky man. Enjoy it for those of us that can't, my friend.

we just met...

Submitted by Manager Mom (not verified) on July 1, 2008 - 9:00am.

and already you have your pants off.

I'm so happy for you

Submitted by mp (not verified) on July 1, 2008 - 11:54am.

There are MANY things you can do without your pants on..that whole sour cream thing is just the tip of the ice berg...

awesome!

Submitted by Christy (not verified) on July 1, 2008 - 1:17pm.

That's great--I love it when a time machine takes me back too...although, it never quite works well enough to give me my before-babies body back. That would really be the shit right there.

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Submitted by Pete on July 1, 2008 - 2:48pm.

@Karen - checked out your site. BEAUTIFUL wedding dress. congrats!

@Manager Mom - I know, huh. That's so like me.

@mp - hehe, you said tip.

@Christy - I think that myself till I see pictures of me in my early 20's. I was SO skinny. I actually prefer my body now. But I'm a guy, so I understand...

I love walking around half

Submitted by Deborah (not verified) on July 14, 2008 - 8:04am.

I love walking around half dressed - but sometimes my fiance forgets we're in an apartment complex and stands in the OPEN doorway smoking (grr) and forgets that the door should be shut!