"Which tennis shoes would you like to wear to school today? Gray or brown?"

"Did you just ask her who she's voting for in November?"

"No. John McCain isn't gray, stupid."

"Sure he is. His face is the...

She's only a few days old but I'm already quite fond of her. She
doesn't have a name yet but she certainly is white and delightsome.

I have a niece. Well, I have a bunch of nieces, actually. But there's this one in particular. She's four.

Her brain is a magical place where words go in, rattle around and, like those million monkeys sitting at...

It seems wrong to be blogging under the circumstances. But here I am... camping. And there's WiFi. And it's not like I'm at some froo-froo KOA or something. This is full-on dark dirt camping high up in the...

Our daughter is a big fat liar.

In fact, I'm going to start calling her wikipedia because if she tells you something, and you cite her as the source in your book report. Your teacher will write on your paper, in big...

I know some of you are curious how things have been. Here's a quick update.

Some seriously crappy stuff went down. I don't want to be too specific because, well, it's none of your business. Plus, it doesn't really...