Political Confusion

"Which tennis shoes would you like to wear to school today? Gray or brown?"

"Did you just ask her who she's voting for in November?"

"No. John McCain isn't gray, stupid."

"Sure he is. His face is the same color as the make-up that morticians use on dead people."

"Ashen?"

"Yah."

"I guess you're right. Beth, do you want to wear McCain or Obama shoes today?"

"Can I wear one of each?"

"Now you've confused her. You can't pick a political candidate based on shoe color."

"Why not? That's how you make your Super Bowl picks every year."

"No. That's based on the color of their outfits."

"Uniforms. They're called uniforms."