Throwback old school with this classic, Valiant-A yellow, WTF T-shirt. It goes great with slacks or jeans whether homebrewing or chasing off the home teachers.

Colors: yellow
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL, XXL

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Seriously. Fuck Provo. This stylish garment says it all. Unlike the other kind of garments, these are available in a number of delightsome colors. Plus, they say fuck.

Colors: black, cardinal, military green, navy
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL, 2XL, 3XL

If you've got a nice rack and want to make a statement, this shirt is for you. A tight pink tee is the perfect way to wear the WTF Shield.

Colors: pink, mint, yellow
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL

Be sure to order yours one size too small.

Ever wonder why it only takes 30 minutes to drive to BYU but it takes 45 to get back? It's because Provo sucks. If you absolutely have to visit our neighbors to the south, be sure to let them know how you feel about it.

Colors: pink, baby blue, black
Sizes: Sm, Med, Lg, XL

What classy lady doesn't beer on her chest and a dirty old man on her back?

Tell him you love homemade beer and win that wet t-shirt contest at the same time.

This lovely number perfectly compliments a pair of ratty jeans or oil-soaked coveralls.

It's also the perfect shirt for watching NASCAR or wrestling... or really, anytime you feel like drinking beer.

Keep the wort off your shirt.

A good apron is a must when brewing your own beer. This is just the thing for those messy meads and hefty heffeweisens.

For optimum pleasure, apron should be worn on Sunday afternoons.

If you're not drinking your beer out of this stein then you just plain suck. Get yours today and drink more beer.

This stein is the perfect way to tell the Home Teachers, "No, I didn't catch this month's Ensign message about the Word of Wisdom."