Fiddley Gomme - *

Treating Myself To Breakfast For Lunch

Pete — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:45:04 -0400

One-eyed Fart Head

Pete — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:05:04 -0400

Dog At The Beach

Pete — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:46:32 -0400

I've said it before. I'll say it again. I wish this was my dog.

Or is it wish it were? I always get mixed up on the subjunctive case.

Political Confusion

Pete — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:24:13 -0400

"Which tennis shoes would you like to wear to school today? Gray or brown?"

"Did you just ask her who she's voting for in November?"

"No. John McCain isn't gray, stupid."

"Sure he is. His face is the same color as the make-up that morticians use on dead people."

"Ashen?"

"Yah."

"I guess you're right. Beth, do you want to wear McCain or Obama shoes today?"

Welcome The Newest Member Of The Family

Pete — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:42:21 -0400

She's only a few days old but I'm already quite fond of her. She
doesn't have a name yet but she certainly is white and delightsome.

Ah, that new keyboard smell.

Say Uncle

Pete — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:02:13 -0400

I have a niece. Well, I have a bunch of nieces, actually. But there's this one in particular. She's four.

Her brain is a magical place where words go in, rattle around and, like those million monkeys sitting at typewriters, come back out as miniature gems of priceless comedy. Which is why I always go out of my way to teach her new ones.

The Patient Survived

Pete — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:55:05 -0400

She'll be back in apple-eatin' shape in no time.

Home Dentistry

Pete — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:50:04 -0400

Two teeth where there should only be one.

Only In Wyoming

Pete — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:25:05 -0400

Sheep at a truck stop.

This Little Piggy Went Wee Wee Wee All The Way To Middle School

Pete — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:00:05 -0400