There's a new fast food place opening near our house. It's nothing special, just a chain burger place. But something about this place has caught the girls' fancy. They are transfixed and completely caught up in the...

I think my mother may have poisoned me. This is only unusual because normally it's my mother-in-law who tries to kill me with Sunday dinner.

Yesterday, in preparation for my

Eleven year-old Cindy makes one hell of a sandwich. It's her own personal concoction. Wheat bread, turkey, pickles, an ample helping of cheese, mustard, sliced

Should it be of any concern at all to me that the LDS church actually makes their own fruit drink? My mother just had a box-load delivered to our house. Do you think it'll be enough?

The last time I was inside a Mormon church was to submit my resignation of membership to the local Bishop...

I read the other day that adding just one twelve-ounce beer to your daily diet with no other changes to caloric intake or exercise will net an extra fifteen pounds of weight gain per year.

I guess I'm going to have...

You know that thing they say about asparagus? I bear you this witness that I know these things are...

"What are you doing?"

"Looking for something to make myself for dinner."

"Is there something wrong with the dinner I made?"

"Nothing at all. It just isn't what I'm in the mood for so I'm looking for...