She's only a few days old but I'm already quite fond of her. She
doesn't have a name yet but she certainly is white and delightsome.

I know some of you are curious how things have been. Here's a quick update.

Some seriously crappy stuff went down. I don't want to be too specific because, well, it's none of your business. Plus, it doesn't really...

I have so much to talk about and so little that I can. For strictly selfish and therapeutic reasons I'd love to write a pages-long diatribe. An essay of epic proportions. A manifesto for the ages.

Instead, for...

Did you know that some people still fill out paperwork on, get this, paper?

Today, after finally getting a real, live person on the telephone at my insurance company, I was told they would fax me some forms to fill...

Internet? Will you be my new bestest friend?

After Friday's post, I expected a whole duffel...

Some of you will be angry at me for what I'm about to tell you. If this makes you angry, let me know so I can come take a crap in your family room and see how you react. If that's no big deal to you, I can come back once...

There's nothing new to report about the missing camera. I guess all there is to do now is hold out hope that someday, someone will see my camera

You know what I did? I went and called the flippin' cops, that's what. Well, before I called THE cops I called A cop. My cop.

Damn, but I was gonna take the sweetest shot of the flag on the front porch with the dusk moon in the sky behind it last night. Into the house I went to grab the camera bag from the sofa table. Not on the sofa table. Up to...

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